Oh wow- this could be a regular feature here at AtheistHomeschool.com
Think of a caption for this picture. I stole it from the blog of a Christian lady, who says her kids were saying “Bow down to Jesus” as they played.
Have fun… best comment wins… um… the joy of knowing that you made all 7 of my readers giggle.

why are you all laying on the ground? I am trying to help you! the car is THAT WAY!
This looks like boot camp for transsexuals. He’s getting the sin out through pushups.
Aw, did we run out of the purple Kool-aid already?
“Come on hold it now for 5….4…feeling the burn?..3… do you see the light?….2…..and 1…. you’re saved now, let’s do some stretching.
Who IS this guy, what is he pointing at, what’s with the funky robe and sash, and why is he interrupting our last chance workout? Hey, where did Bob and Jillian go, anyway?
Whoa! That fart was a killer!
“Get down, you lot, and give me infinite push-ups until one of you worthless heathens can actually do something cool like turning water into wine…”
“Everybody get on the ground! This is a stick-up!”
“Shhh! Maybe if he thinks we’re dead, he’ll go away.”
Dude, I said the video for the Watermelon Crawl was being taped over there!
I am not the messiah, I’m just a very naughty boy!